mouth fart

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.

" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."


"Let your mouth fart be your guide."

by Big Ry2 August 10, 2005

Mouth Fart

A better way of saying "burp."
Antonym of Butt Burp

A: Man, I hate drinking soda. It keeps making me Mouth Fart.

B: You mean burp?

A : No.

by Boba <3 April 29, 2022

mouth fart

When someone eats poop and later , coughs

i eat shit for breakfast, i have a cold, i fart outa my mouth -__mouth fart

by yojazz January 8, 2011

mouth fart

A release of gas from the mouth generally considered to having an intolerably rank smell.

After eating alot of garlic and onions, Timmy had uncontrollable mouth farts.

by humorME March 1, 2011

Fart In My Mouth

For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.

Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!

by Cloudyboi May 23, 2022

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 25, 2010

may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011