Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.
The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.
Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.
The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.
Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.
The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
by btrev October 16, 2010
Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.
by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018
Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.
by mchristjr1983 February 28, 2017
by Christine and Kristen August 16, 2005
"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."
"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"
"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"
by scumcum May 14, 2010
Ok bro i'm just going to have a Fank then come right over..
Ohh god that was a good Fank.
Tonight Im gonna have a ripper of a Fank over that girl I saw in town.
Ohh god that was a good Fank.
Tonight Im gonna have a ripper of a Fank over that girl I saw in town.
by KevinMcc27 December 24, 2011
To masturpate over a person/persons/groups of persons on facebook, or any sort of social networking site (persons must be over 18, or it is known as paedofanking).
by kris!!? April 13, 2008