Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.

Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!

Fake Shifting by leaaron October 9, 2008

fake shitting 

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

fake shitting by River rat man April 25, 2017