Fairy Dairy 

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay

I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.

Fairy Dairy by Charliemademe July 13, 2018

dairy fairy 

a gay person who likes to look at girls boobs because there are either huge or just entertaining.

dairy because milk comes out of a girls boob when they have a baby and fairy because its a gay guy.
in honor of cooper

person 1" what are you looking at?"
person 2" her big boobs"
person 1"but your gay"
person 2" so?"
person 1" your a dairy fairy"

dairy fairy by miss violet October 29, 2006

Dairy Fairy 

A young gay man involved with dairy promotion, usually the cohort of a dairy princess, state or county level. He helps her with her tiara and hands out the cheese while listening to Elton John and Cher.

Who's that well dressed guy giving out cheese with the dairy princess??

Oh, that's her Dairy Fairy.

Dairy Fairy by dirtycommiepinko December 13, 2009

Flairy Dairy 

An action completed in any sport, but usually basketball that is so spectacular and done with such flair that the common athelete can only dream of achieving it.

Player 1: Man that behind the back pass was so flairy dairy it went right through my hands!

Player 2 : You're such a cracker.

Flairy Dairy by Narnia Street Baller November 29, 2009