The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 07, 2019
They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!
by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008
A parade/walk/protest where a bunch of revolting queers protest descrimination against LBGT(Q) gang member
by Three plus one cock in my ass May 27, 2018
She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.
by Humlanx November 04, 2021
by km97 February 02, 2015
by Randomstuffinmymind November 19, 2023
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020