Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!
Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.
Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.
by pewp man November 17, 2015
A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018
by Phoenixel October 20, 2016