fag newton
Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!
Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.
Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.
fag newton by pewp man January 22, 2016
Fag Newton
A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
Fag Newton by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018
Related Words
fag newton • Flying Fignewton • fig newton • Fig newton (n) • fag • fag hag • fag tag • fag rag • fag mag • fag-out
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