Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005