Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.
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facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest
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the shit that nobody uses
person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
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It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
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A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
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When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!

Person two: Were you online yesterday?

Person one: Yeah...

Person two: You just got facebooked!
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1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
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