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When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.
One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.
by Shooperman November 14, 2006
When the government creates an elaborate hoax or lie to cover something up or make something a scape goat.
by diddydino February 3, 2011
He’s the biggest chad on the entire planet earth, don’t let your girl see his videos cuz He will stole her. This french sexuality god will help you get your virgin ass get some pussy, 1000% sexual activity increase
by Autismus Prime June 13, 2020
A lesbian. A girl who enjoys to carpet munch. But she is a serious lesbian, therefore, she is a fabric master.
by ckeezy November 11, 2011
any piece of material, be it a cloth or tissue, that you ejaculate onto and then forget to put in the bin. it becomes true pearl fabric when someone else mistakes it for a clean cloth and wipes their face with it
Macca: Damn the weather is really hot outside
Red: For shizzle, i need to wipe all this sweat off my face, mind if i use this towel?
Macca: Yeah, should be safe
Red: Damn this towel stinks
Macca: Yes, thats the smell of pearl fabric!
Red: Oh fuck you Macca, not again
Red: For shizzle, i need to wipe all this sweat off my face, mind if i use this towel?
Macca: Yeah, should be safe
Red: Damn this towel stinks
Macca: Yes, thats the smell of pearl fabric!
Red: Oh fuck you Macca, not again
by BIG MACCA October 6, 2005
by fabricated lifestyle member September 13, 2011