The phenomenon when the postal service stops working because your mail carrier refuses to do his one job and deliver your mail. Not even post office management knows why he hasn't been fired yet.
You: "I was expecting a package today, where is it?"
Your roommate: "Idk man, we had no mail today. My paycheck is missing too, we must've gotten ezra'd again"
You: "Hi post office clerk, I'm here to pick up my mail"
(ten minutes of waiting)
Clerk: "I looked everywhere, it's not in the building. Your mail got ezra'd, check back next week, we have no idea where that sob put it this time"
Postmaster: "I keep filling out the 5500 form to fire Ezra but the forms just get ezra'd somehow"
Your roommate: "Idk man, we had no mail today. My paycheck is missing too, we must've gotten ezra'd again"
You: "Hi post office clerk, I'm here to pick up my mail"
(ten minutes of waiting)
Clerk: "I looked everywhere, it's not in the building. Your mail got ezra'd, check back next week, we have no idea where that sob put it this time"
Postmaster: "I keep filling out the 5500 form to fire Ezra but the forms just get ezra'd somehow"
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Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!
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