Johnson Extractor 3000 

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”

Johnson Extractor 3000 by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019

ass extractor 

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

ass extractor by ladymonica January 9, 2008

Automatic Sperm Extractor 

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.

"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

Automatic Sperm Extractor by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007

Sanity extractor

The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.

Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!

John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....

Sanity extractor by mrhash101 November 16, 2011

data extractor

someone who breathes and lives for data related to the mining, oil and gas sector or collectively known as extractives

my data extractor friend is gagging over the recent batch of EITI country reports

data extractor by zmarco October 28, 2019

Scream Extractor 

When you kiss your partner and form a seal around their outer lips and suck their soul out through their mouth. Similar to a hickey, but on their mouth/lips.

That dude last night really knew how to kill the mood, we were just getting into it and he gave me the Scream Extractor.

Scream Extractor by MadSnake November 10, 2019

thot extractor 

A person who removes thots from the community, and must sometimes go undercover to get the job done right

Lucy was a Thot, so they had to call a Thot extractor to remove her.

thot extractor by Bigqueefingcow November 9, 2015