When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
by Kenny Kamm July 1, 2023
by dp0303 September 10, 2017
by BeardlessBeard66 January 1, 2020
When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022
The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022
One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023