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Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"
Essayed by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
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'Sup Essaedi.
Essaedi by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023
I went to White Castle earlier today and now I have the essgees.
essgees by Bo Nottin July 23, 2008

essgetit 

something stupid fuckboi's say to there stupid fuckboi's friends before doing stupid fuckboi shit.
"LET'S GO RUN A LAP AROUND THE FIELD!"

*Everyone says "ESSGETIT!"
essgetit by bloopyboop December 5, 2017
That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.
Essaie by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
Essayed by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023