Eshay Steven

A mad-lad who understands the basic principles of being an essay. Essentially a tough person with a simple underline.

Person one: Check out that eshay
Person two: He is really acting like an Eshay Steven.

by hats11 September 29, 2021

Eshay spray

When an eshay sprays cum and piss into someone's TNs after rolling them

Eshay 1: "io baa, just rolled some kid for his TNs"
Eshay 2: "Niceee lad, Did you remember to do the eshay spray?"

by Ifuckinglovesnails420 May 1, 2023

Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

stinky eshay

It means when something or someone is just a bad vibe.

Fuck that man was a stinky eshay

by Stinky Eshay 69 June 7, 2020

Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

Eshah siki

The pennis of donkey
In turkey means; fuck you

Eshah siki koskesh ; fuck you the bitch careerer

by Aagar August 16, 2018