erection rejection 

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

erection rejection by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

Erection Rejection Selection 

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

Erection Rejection Selection by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

rejection erection 

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

rejection erection by jillyjank September 5, 2010

Erection Ejection 

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

Erection Ejection by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

Erection Ejection 

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

Erection Ejection by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

ERECTION EJECTION 

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

ERECTION EJECTION by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

reflection erection by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014