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1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

erection rejection by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

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Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

Erection Rejection Selection by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

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rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

rejection erection by jillyjank September 5, 2010

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Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

Erection Ejection by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

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Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

Erection Ejection by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

ERECTION EJECTION by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

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reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

reflection erection by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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