epic gamer time

that moment when you're dad finally agrees to help john wick who's in tilted towers or you get vbucks.

Dad: I'll have to sell the house but then you'll get your vbucks, we'll have to live in a very small apartment.
You: EPIC GAMER TIME!!

by Yeetius Prime November 25, 2018

Epic Gamer Win

When some virgin gets a victory virgin on Fortnut Battle Royale.

That little nigga got an epic gamer win! Beat the shit out of him

by Coco Niny 6969 November 2, 2018

epic gamer word

Gamer speak for the N-Word

PewdiePie said the epic gamer word while he was playing PUBG that one time

by Granddaddy_Max January 18, 2022

ePic GAmER TOoL

NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Epic Gamer

-Retarded
-Uses Moms Credit Card To Pay 30$ For A Skin Thats So Gay It Would Make James Charles Look Straight
-Brags About His First/Only Pube Hair
-Screams As If Theyre Getting Fucked By A Gorilla
-Is Retarded Enough To Install Anything That Says "Free V Bucks"
-Got Mad Because Epic Games's "Black Hole" Event (A Lazy Attempt For Attention)
-Has IQ Deffieciency/Fucktardation
-Possibly Homosexual (In Closet)

"My Brother Got Cancer Because He Wanted To Be An Epic Gamer."

by Shit #1 November 5, 2019

Epic Gamer Move

When an epic gamer pulls of an epic move in a video game

Billary Bilton: *gets 2993727 kills I’m battlefield one*
Ronald Rump: wow epic gamer move

by Starfleet Medical October 25, 2019

ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020