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An urban legend sprouting from the increased popularity of online gaming. The myth of Bilton takes several forms, but most commonly it is a character attributed with impossibly attainable skills. While many spout the existence of Bilton, no proof has ever been discovered.
Many lives have been wasted in pursuit of UFO's, Bigfoot, and Bilton.
Bilton by Rafter February 10, 2004
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A popular myth designed to attract interest, attention and debate, in order to boost morale and inspire newer players

A legendary false diety fabricated to balance insecurities of an inferior players, and to serve to boast morale among teammates in the ww2 online community. Several players have claimed to see Bilton in action, who boasts of maintaining a 75,000 to 0 k/d ratio online. Bilton stats remain locked, unlike the majority of the playerbase, making it unavailble to the public as to not confirm/deny any information that may contradict these claims.

It is widely rumored that Bilton was fabricated by the developers of ww2 online to counteract 'Insurge', an extraordinary player that terrorized the player base in the most unexpected places during gameplay. Bilton has been given residence to the Allied team, in order to make up the advantage in players the Axis maintains on the game, in turn boosting allied morale and intrigue whenever discussion of Bilton emerges.

In 2006, evidence began emerging that Bilton's legend was indeed fabriated by 'higher ups' in the community for these reasons.
Insurge, if you're out there... Bilton's coming.
Bilton by Insurge May 3, 2006

BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.
BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.
BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011

Biltong Boobies 

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

Troy Bolton 

A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia
Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her
Troy Bolton by TheRedHood November 30, 2017

Bolton Shuffle 

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.
Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.
Bolton Shuffle by Hank the tank September 6, 2013
A classy way to say bong.
Jenkins I do say, it is a swell day for a Bilson!
Bilson by Arron James March 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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