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Unfortunetly, the end of the world will be a point in universal history wear we (the human race) get wiped out in some extrodinary way. Extrodinary as in... REALLY BAD. LIKE HOLY $HIT WTF?
Its also a time when we'll all find out.. at the same time. If god really exists.
And if he does, most of us are really F@#%&*
Its also a time when we'll all find out.. at the same time. If god really exists.
And if he does, most of us are really F@#%&*
Oh, damn.
Its the end of the world?
Quick! Go get the bible. What? We dont have one?
Of course I always believed in GOD!
Its the end of the world?
Quick! Go get the bible. What? We dont have one?
Of course I always believed in GOD!
by VictorAlternative October 25, 2006
by ssully150 March 22, 2005
at the end of the world
the human race will look back and see
that their misdead have been the cause
the cause of their end
the cause of their misery
the last thing they will see is the begin and the and the end of what they have come to love
and what they have mistreated
the first person who see the end will say
"the only thing that I regret, if the lord, the eternal, can see what has become of his dearest planet he would weep at his most marveld creation of senciant was the only casue of the death of the planet they lived on"
the human race will look back and see
that their misdead have been the cause
the cause of their end
the cause of their misery
the last thing they will see is the begin and the and the end of what they have come to love
and what they have mistreated
the first person who see the end will say
"the only thing that I regret, if the lord, the eternal, can see what has become of his dearest planet he would weep at his most marveld creation of senciant was the only casue of the death of the planet they lived on"
by THE GREAT JEW April 26, 2005
Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
by Ka November 06, 2004
2000, 2002, 2012, 2016, etc is every year people think the world would end. Well we are still here and i think everybody is tired of hearing the same bullshit every few years so no one thinks its going to end in 2016
by Beanie Buddy January 09, 2015