enamorating 

The activity of a person who is enamored with enumerating numbers or data or rating activities or people. Usually performed by people who are hard core number nerds, and typically deals with finance, sports statistics, polling data and election results. People who do this at parties are considered boring.

Example:
Jack: Did you hear Steve sound off last night about stats for the National Womens Beach Volleyball Championship?

Mike: Yeah. He can't help himself. He's always enamorating. A total snoozer.

enamorating by Hammer vs Thumb September 10, 2022

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

Evaporating Sales Virus 

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

Evaporating Sales Virus by alienevil June 11, 2009

Exaporating 

What happens to men's jeans after being left on a chair on a hot day. Typically, the man does not wear underwear so the funk be with the jeans. Some exaporates into the chair while most exaporates into the air.

What's that puse colored haze over the jeans in my chair?
Oh.. I know... I reverse turtled for a long time and had some strong fettichimny for lunch. With refrieds and now their exaporating.
turtle, refrieds, gas puse

Exaporating by cheapsuitdan January 1, 2012

force elaborating 

Forcing someone to elaborate even if they don’t want to.

Why aren’t you force elaborating with me?
Cause I don’t want to elaborate.

force elaborating by Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzythedino January 4, 2019