A woman who fits
the following criteria:
- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of
African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears
extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"
Person 1: Hey
look at that lady
over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY
GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!