All that is unholy and evil. ElDiablo mercilessly rips the spine from her mate, rendering him a little bitch that caters to her every need. She attempts to gain sole posession of his soul by shunning all his friends and hobbies.
"I can't go with you guys this weekend. I have to waxElDiablo's upper lip and make her French toast on Sunday morning."
Drink; the best cocktail on earth. Looks like red Caipirinha, but consists of 2 cl tequila, 2 cl creme de cassis, 2 cl limejuice and ginger ale (tastes very good in addition with quartered limes).
"One ElDiablo."
"Oh, this El Diablo tastes very good."