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ejoyment 

ejoyment (noun)

A deep and abiding passion and desire to be with, love, cherish, and free another person from all wants curses and burdens mutually and reciprocally and cooperatively, with the deepest sense of freedom and peace. A greatly heightened, majestically and magically infused kind of enjoyment.
ejoyment has never been so sweet as when you're with your deepest love
lover I express the deepest ejoyment our games this far have brought me
my dear what ejoyment we have been and will be
ejoyment by Verigon May 4, 2022

Fart Enjoyment 

The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.
I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.
Fart Enjoyment by xannixon September 10, 2010

Recreational enjoyment anthropologist

One who studies "recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others do so.
Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends doing shrooms. During her studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.

Selective Enjoyment

When your friend does something you find hilarious, but you know if your sworn enemy did the exact same thing it wouldn't be funny, it'd be cringy af
Tammy: "Maybe we should laugh at her jokes too, we're being hypocrites."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."

Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge 

Literally the best Geometry textbook you'll ever read. Nicknames include: Geometry for Endorphins and Objections. Simplifies into GeoEC.
God, I love Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge so much. It gives me such enjoyment with the challenge.

on-enjoyment 

A play on the word "unemployment", referring to a person that is receiving unemployment benefits but not pursuing a replacement job.
After Josh lost his job at the warehouse he didn't even glance at the classifieds for three or four weeks. He sat around the house, playing Xbox and jacking off on the government's dime. Gotta love those on-enjoyment benefits!
on-enjoyment by Jonny Zip December 25, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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