by tw33k3r September 22, 2003

A quantity of cocaine or crystal that weighs an eighth of an ounce, hence an "eight ball", which is equivalent to 3.5 grams.
by Dallasbb June 10, 2005

by p. escobar September 11, 2003

by Nim Nam July 23, 2019

cheap, scam of a toy in which one first asks it a question, then shakes the "magic" ball to get a sarcastic, witty, answer such as "not a chance" or "don't count on it.
Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?
Magic Eight Ball: try again later
Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?
Magic Eight Ball: try again later
Jane: *chucks across room*
Magic Eight Ball: try again later
Jane: will i get a pony for christmas?
Magic Eight Ball: try again later
Jane: *chucks across room*
by Kohrtni_Lin September 21, 2005

Johnny showed up at the party with six 8 balls of meth. He kept one and shared it with everyone. His girlfirend took one and halved it with his brother. She then swiped a whole one for her friend. His depressed and jobless friend Bob then begged him out of one, he sold one to a guy who would pay him Thursday when he got a job, and he lost two in a poker bet. How bad is Johnny screwed?
by Super Gerbil September 07, 2003
