eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005

eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.

by dcarlson83 April 03, 2009

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

eggs benedict

proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened

GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!

by Easby R December 19, 2008

Eggs Benedict

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time

by SteelBite November 13, 2011

Eggs Benedict

FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.

Eggs Benedict is gay for murderous burnt spaghetti

by Thisisnotapseudonymorisit November 06, 2020