egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.

"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."

by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010

yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.

"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"

by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023