egg theory 

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

egg theory by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

Minnesota Egg Theory

The act of cracking three raw eggs into someone's anal cavity and slurping them out from the closed cavity.

Man I gave this chick the Minnesota Egg Theory last night.

Minnesota Egg Theory by Wormoligy July 15, 2026

George W. Bush Egg Theory 

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

George W. Bush Egg Theory by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024