egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025