egg alert

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.

Attention everyone! EGG ALERT!

by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010

Egg Alert

When she is ovulating

Not tonight, egg alert. OR Egg alert, come home now!

by DFWCLS December 25, 2010

Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010