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Really dumb word meaning "IDIOT"
You eedeet! That's not how you use that printer!
eedeet by Eedeet September 5, 2021

Endless Eight 

The ultimate troll by Japanese company Kadokawa, after a series of bad marketing, delays and misinformation related to the second Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya season, which culminated in the "Nice Boat" incident earlier this year.

They're finally giving fans the second season of Haruhi, but here's the kicker: you have to watch the same episode over and over!
"We've done great so far, but how can we fuck with our fanbase even more?"
"I know just the thing... *Cackles maniacally*"

ENDLESS EIGHT MAN. ENDLESS FUCKING EIGHT
Endless Eight by Nooblender July 8, 2009

Embrace of the Endless Ocean 

The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.

You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.

By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
Embrace of the Endless Ocean had me shedding tears.
eele is that one bitch who always cries herself to sleep but to a bomb ass playlist.
she has such good music taste
yeah but she’s definitely an eele
eele by GayGang101 May 31, 2020

Eddlemon 

A group of people, who seem to be on the top of anything. Supposedly came from a band of tennessee outlaws who changed their name, they are extremely bad ass. Also known for being amazingly funny.
That Eddlemon boy owns at everything!

Eddlemons will cut you up!

That Eddlemon girl is hilarious!
Eddlemon by usaswimmer321 July 27, 2009

THE ENDLESS WIPE 

Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".

Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
THE ENDLESS WIPE by Just bored September 14, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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