ebail

breaking up with someone or quitting over the internet

My girlfriend lived in Pittsburgh, and I didn't want to drive 4 hours to dump her, so I ebailed on the bitch.

by Nop and Alex December 23, 2003

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eBail

Using an email, myspace, facebook, or IM to get out of (bail out on) plans you had previously made with someone.

Chad: Hey bro, wanna hang?
Mike: Yeah, I'll just eBail on Jeff real quick.

by tcady October 8, 2008

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Ebail

Bid to much. then realize you dont want it or dont have enough money for it then you delete your ebay account, grow a mustache and move to mexico, to grow weed and help mexicans cross the border.

Chris "Hey, where is Joe?"
Matt "He Ebailed to mexico after he bought the new Rebecca Black CD."

by DJ Yingvsyangx August 31, 2011

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email tennis

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

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per my previous email

Can you fucking read?

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.

by KBomb February 14, 2018

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female email

A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.

"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.

by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014

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