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eat pant

the process of taking the taking off a homo sapien's curtains that warm the legs and protect from cold weather, and inserting it into eating hole and crushing it with hard white rocks to the point where it can flow down hole and enter gut sac and enter the process of being deformed by dongnous fluid and flow through a long, thick, tunnel and be deformed by nutrients so it can be trapped in the nut for the process of shitting.
sir, I will ask you to eat pant
by SootCabins888 December 1, 2018
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eat pant

The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point
Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”

“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”
by Asterix03 December 13, 2017
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Eat Pant

ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!!!
by King K Karter March 2, 2018
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Eat Pant

The best internet meme. People say ur mom is gay, they say ur dad lesbian, they say ur sister is a mister, they say ur brother is ur mother. I say ur aunt EAT PANT
by SUB TO BAKED BAGEL ON YOUTUBE November 15, 2018
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"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"
"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"
by Reidling123 August 26, 2023
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Eat Pant Day

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.
Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!
by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018
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