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an amzing guy who take syour breath away every time you see him. heel give you butterlies and makes you smile whenever hes around. hell sit in the back of the class just to be next to you. hell take time away from his friends juts to be next to you. hell know almost everything about you like all your tickle spots and your most deepest secrets. hell be your closest friend for 3 years . youll date on and off in the frirst 2, but in the 3rd year youll last forever, till your married. youll talk about your future and plan everything. i love you easton so much. im glad your in my life baby!!!
"easton r. and izzy f are gonna last forever!"
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Easton Red Rovers 

The Easton Area School district is home to the Easton Red Rovers. Easton is one of if not the highest rated, and most respected team in PA. Also one of the most respected teams in the country. Easton has a over 100 year old tradition with their rivals, the Liners( bases out of the scum capital of the world P-burg New Jersey). Every year they gather and play a sacred game of football on thanksgiving. This game is held on CollegeHill PA at Laffeyette's feild. GO ROVERS
Yo man our team just got spanked by the Easton Red Rovers.

Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.

Easton Royal 

The one that will make you smile even in the worst moments. Maybe a little convinced but with a heart the size of the world that could do anything for you.
Easton Royal by @asummergaskarth December 7, 2020

Richard Easton 

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .
RICHARD EASTON IS THE BEST CLOSER OUTER
Richard Easton by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018

V.R. Eaton High School 

V.R. Eaton high school is full of rich ass hill billy racists who say the n-word too often and kids who are too privileged for their own good. Many vape in the stalls during their break with their headass mango juul pods. Only ten percent of the those attending are fine, the rest are fugly mofos. This high school’s footballs sucks ass but at least it doesn’t cheat like Nelson and their hill billy mofos taking illegal substances for boosts (laugh emoji)
Yo, you go to V.R. Eaton High School?”

“Damn you must be hill billy white and fugly.”

Eaton Rapids 

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.
Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

eston rogers 

a small pee pee boy who usually plays baseball. he’s kinda gay but you’re gonna still hangout with him because you know he doesn’t have a lot of friends and gets very awkaward boners around you.
Wow that kids an Eston Rogers, look how he sits!”
eston rogers by jhon mock December 3, 2018