earth chan

The portrayal of the earth as a cute anime girl to help pollution problems and to induce recycling. Its working. Everybody has their own personal earth chan "gf" some might say, that reflects what others call their carbon footprint. If you recycle and care about the environment, your earth chan feels affectionate towards you and likes being your gf, if you dont recycle and dont care about the environment, your earth chan gets sick and gets raped by "pollution".

We need to save earth chan by recycling!

Dude my earth chan is healthy and we cuddle like, all the time.

by Mango devil December 21, 2017

earth chan

you will never look at Earth or nature the same way again

person 1"hey you seen earth chan she is hot as fuck
person 2"it scarred me for life its so fucked up! but super hot too"
i masturbated to earth chan and felt like shit afterwards

by reformedshibainu April 8, 2018

Earth-chan

Must protect the not flat planet.

Earth-chan is not flat.

by HollowGalaxy January 22, 2018

Earth-chan

A weeaboo-made fictional character, portraying Earth as an anime character. Since it's not an actual anime character nor a product of Japan, it's considered a weeaboo thing. If you see someone posting an Earth-chan meme or cosplaying as her, you know they're a weeaboo.

Martin: "Which character are you going to cosplay as for the next event?"
Jessie: "I'll try that Earth-chan. She's very popular right now"
Martin: "Eww! You're such a weeaboo. Go find some other photographer!"

by Romangelo June 7, 2018

earth-chan

flat

man that girl is earth-chan

by monikammmmmm May 10, 2018

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018