1.)
n. The act of having your
brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle
juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this
may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown
weed.
2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra
clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.
3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked
weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.
B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that
guy up in the cobra
clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.
C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone
guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.