1.) n. The act of having your
brain twisted into a rather complex
pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong
water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.
2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra
clutch, and said person landing on
top of you as they fall.
3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl
Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.
B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb
man pick that guy up in the cobra
clutch, and slam his face off the
rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.
C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.