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dunk monkey 

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.
"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."
dunk monkey by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

Monkey Dunk 

n. The act of spiking in the Super Smash Bros. series while playing as either Donkey Kong (64, Melee, and Brawl) or Diddy Kong (Brawl). It is performed with Donkey by using a well-timed Forward Aerial attack (a.k.a. the Fair Fist) or a Down Aerial (a.k.a. the Donkey Dair Dunk). While using Diddy, it can only be done with the Down Aerial attack (a.k.a. the Diddy Dair Dunk). Although each of these moves have their own specific nickname (Fair Fist, Donkey Dair Dunk, Diddy Dair Dunk), in all cases they are generally referred to as a "Monkey Dunk".
*Donkey jumps out at Mario, off the edge of Final Destination*
*Donkey uses the Fair Fist*
"THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! THEY'RE FREE! MONKEY DUNKS ALL AROUND!"
Announcer: GAME!

*Diddy jumps out at Falco, off the edge of Smashville*
*Diddy uses the Diddy Dair Dunk*
"WELCOME TO DUNKSVILLE, BITCH!"
Announcer: GAME!

Monkey Dunk 

A basketball slam dunk where you swing on the rim with either one or two hands and make an unlucky defender eat your nuts while you hang on the rim.
*laughing* Miguel why you let Oscar monkey dunk on you?
Monkey Dunk by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009

dunk the monkey 

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass
ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot

Monkey Dunk 

1.) n. The act of having your brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.

2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.

3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.

B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that guy up in the cobra clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.

C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.
Monkey Dunk by The Dangler December 9, 2012

Monkey Dunk 

The act of penetrating a woman in the doggy style position and quickly switching out to a black friend without telling said woman.
We monkey dunked that girl last night on your moms bed
Monkey Dunk by Skormm June 12, 2010

Monkey Dunk 

To get body slammed, basically you got your ass beat.
"Do Dirty" monkey dunked "Busta" on his head when they were fighting.
Monkey Dunk by cfetta October 9, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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