dungling 

Someone who acts like shit, a dung dweller. An unexpected insult. (WARNING: probably don't use this in a real situation unless you use this with some other insult)

Norman: LOL, you're so bad at this game, I could easily mutt you.

Eddie: Dude, you have more deaths than kills, you dungling.

dungling by pedudant October 23, 2022

Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

Chain dangling in my face by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020

Dunglingus

When you give a girl analingus after she has a bowel movement.

My girl just got done dropping a steamer, then she bent over and I gave her dunglingus.

Dunglingus by lslslslslslslsl December 26, 2008

Dangling Farticiple 

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

Dangling Farticiple by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008

Dangling dice 

To dangle or swing your testicles.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)

Dangling dice by wallovt January 20, 2012

Dangling Seabiscuit 

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

Dangling Seabiscuit by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019