Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.
"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!
When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.