dumbola 

Similar to Ebola, it's a crippling disease contracted from the stupid. Suffers will start to bleed from orifices until the brain is starved of oxygen for long enough it causes permanent brain damage. The suffer then spread the condition onto other uses creating an ever increasing circle of morons.

Contracting the disease can be as simple as being forced to sit within hearing distance of those already stupid enough that they are unaware of their own stupidity and blather on in incoherent ranting without the ability to shut their mouth and listen

I swear if this guy doesn't shut up I'm going to end up catching dumbola and being as retarded as he is.

dumbola by dumbola June 30, 2014

dumbclapped 

When you get stoned to the point where you're glued to the couch, and can't can't make any truly meaningful contributions to conversation; the term "dumb" refers to both the person's current level of retardation as well as their relative inability to speak.

"Yo I'm bout to go get dumbclapped and watch Rick and Morty"

"That's the only way to do it my dude"

dumbclapped by johntom63 October 23, 2017

Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.

A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!

Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

Dumblando 

A derivative of dumb and Orlando.

The proper term used when describing a person named Orlando who spouts off gibberish, although his intent is humor and cleverness.

Gary and Chloe were shocked when Orlando said, "Quizblorg Jizzblorg everything I say is retarded."

"What the F did he just say?" - Gary
"Don't worry about it, it's Dumblando speaking." - Chloe

Dumblando by Lord of IT September 16, 2014

Dumboldwhore

Formally know as Anus Dumboldwhore, he is the close relative of Albus Dumbledore. He teachs the young Hairy pooter of Griffenwhore the mystic arts and secrets throughout the halls of Genetalwarts school of Bitchcraft and pimpin'

Hairy: I must see Dumboldwhore, he will know the ansewer.

Dumboldwhore by steezyy October 24, 2010

Dumbolina 

Someone who portrays stupidity

Being 1: those girls are such fucking dumbolinas
Being 2: Damn,......stoopid bitches

Dumbolina by Alyssa’s Dumbolinas 101 April 17, 2019

dumbolic 

To be so wrapped up in your own Kool-Aid agenda that you have no clue that you are really talking out of your ass. The word was invented by pundit Joe Klien in a rant about how Matt Drudge sucks, but the part of the original article he quoted to support his case actually validated the Drudge headline so Klien was clearly referring to himself.

Did you catch that Senator on TV the other night going on about how earmarks are bad but his own pet projects were special? How dumbolic.

dumbolic by C++ October 8, 2007