duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023

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Duct Tape Deathmatch

A very high risk and high stakes street race. Both of the drivers have one hand duct-taped to the steering wheel, limiting the turning radius of the wheel. They have the other hand free to shift gears.

Duct Tape Deathmatch races most commonly take place on narrow winding mountain roads.

Using the handbrake to lock the rear wheels is a common technique to achieve a smaller turning radius.

Please do not do this yourself.

Alex is going to try to do a Duct Tape Deathmatch. If he's not careful he'll end up at the bottom of that cliff.

by NightFlash96 February 23, 2022

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Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

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Duct Tape

The only universal slang. It sticks to what you use it with. It can mean anything you want it to mean, depending on how you say it.

New shoes? Those are duct tape, bro.

You liked ALL of her pics...Bruh.. duct tape.

> I can’t make it tonight, I have to work.
> Damn that’s some duct tape.

> You lying?

> I’m not lying, man, duct tape.

by Espeoh May 21, 2021

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duct-trap

When a female has to take a drug test and she gets a male friend with clean urine to pee in her vagina and then she duct tapes it shut, so when she has to drop she can drop clean.

Tina: Hey, Jerry can you give me a duct-trap so I won't drop dirty.

Jerry: sure, but I will probably be flaccid.

by caliconcon13 November 18, 2011

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