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drunktweeting 

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.
Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.
drunktweeting by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

Drunkering 

When one is drunk and drinking more to get drunker.
We were sitting around and getting drunkering.
Drunkering by Zoswinner December 12, 2016

drunkening 

The act or process of becoming drunk. To drink with the intention of becoming drunk or intoxicated. To continue drinking once already intoxicated.
Person 1 opens bottle of Tequila
Person 2 alright! lets begin Drunkening.

Person 1 we havent had a drink in a while.
Person 2 yeah it is about time we had another Drunkening.

Person 1 Are you drunk yet?
Person 2 Yeah bit i still have a fair bit of Drunkening to go.
drunkening by Ausrider November 29, 2007

Drunkenfingers

Trying (unsuccessfully) to type while you're drunk, characteristics of drunkenfingers are:

-you push multiple keys at once
-you mis-spell at least twice in a sentence
-you make typos because you think you know where the keys are
or the most obvious sign:
you're on webcam with half a bottle of Smirnoff visible on screen
Alex- Hey, Jimbo, how are you?
Jimbo- I;m fiiine fankoo, hoe aboooout uu?
Alex- Get off the computer mate, you have drunkenfingers
Drunkenfingers by Bigsharn February 1, 2008

Drunkxting 

The art of texting while you are drunk.
Alan was drunkxting the girl he liked last night because he wanted to get laid.
Drunkxting by CockChaser:-0 March 30, 2011

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.
Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.
Drunkvesting by FuLoRi June 24, 2016