drop the baby

To touch the penis in such a manner as to ejaculate onto the floor. Hence "Dropping the baby"

John went into the bathroom with a porno mag to help him "drop the baby".

by "Agent B" October 06, 2006

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Drop a baby

Being so drunk that you do something dreadful - like dropping your baby.

"I got so drunk I dropped the baby."
"Man, I was drunk enough last night to drop a baby."
"Did you see Steve on Saturday night? He was baby-dropping drunk."

by TheBabyDropper July 24, 2012

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dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

by TooSick4U March 15, 2014

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This is a sign of failure. Nothing is worse than dropping the baby.

I told you it would break. You really dropped the baby on this one. screwed up blew it fucked up

by CuzzGummler June 04, 2016

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don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

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