dress like a slut day

Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!

I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!

Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!

Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...

dress like a slut day by qizznipper October 20, 2013

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National Dress Like a Slut Day

synonyms: Halloween, All Hallow's Eve. An American holiday celebrated on October 31 for which women, particularly of the college-going age, dress like sluts by wearing themed costumes.
See "slutty Halloween costume formula."

My girlfriend bought a great French maid costume for National Dress Like a Slut Day; mini-skirt, fuck-me pumps, and fishnet stockings.

National Dress Like a Slut Day by Ronny teh Pir8 January 21, 2009

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National Dress Like a Slut Day

that special day of the year when girls (or usually just one girl and her friend) as an inside joke, dress as slutty as possible to make fun of all of those other bitches who do it daily, thinking they look so hot. *also to see how many guys get "excited" if you know what i mean ;]*

I'm wearing my mini skirt and thong on National Dress Like a Slut Day.

National Dress Like a Slut Day by heeeellyeah. December 14, 2009

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National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

National Dress Like a Slut Day by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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