downposit 

Combination of 'deposit' and 'down payment'
When you put these two words together, there's no telling what unstoppable force you have unleashed on the economy, as well as the world. Best used during recession, as well as children's parties.

Lisa: Yo, I just put a downposit on my new car.
David: Why in Allah's name are you buying a car when gas prices are so high?
Lisa: Are you even Muslim? You have a name of Jewish origin.
David: I'm half Chinese actually, I still disagree with the downposit.
Lisa: Word.

downposit by Essenemic April 23, 2009

downposit 

conjuntion of "down payment" and "deposit"

The car dealer said he could only hold the car if I gave him a DOWNPOSIT

downposit by Spears September 12, 2005

Domposite 

Cum crust

Ben has his domposite all over his bathroom walls

Domposite by Hornus spike November 6, 2011

downhosin'

When you take a mustard bottle filled with water and insert it into the anus before coming, then right as you do that, squeeze it.

I Was downhosin' this chick but i didn't use french's. Never use the spicy grey poupon.

downhosin' by Hary Kooper March 4, 2007

DownPost 

The sanctimonious act of posting or sharing a post that belittles or puts down others for something they think, say, or otherwise do.

i.e. Any post that insists someone else’s actions are beneath what the poster considers to be correct or acceptable behavior.

Downpost, “People out here posting pics of they vaccine card like it’s a scholarship offer.”

DownPost by Cat_with_a_fidl March 13, 2021

Dopposite 

When you are sitting diagonally opposite someone

Laura is dopposite to me

Dopposite by Fozzyfozzy March 26, 2021