Doutch is a term used for someone who is both dutch and a douche. It is said to be one of the worst combinations on the planet for obvious reasons. It is commonly mistaken for Doutch-Bag, but this is completely different.
by RAVIS134 February 14, 2011
That stuff that gets under your toe-nails.
pronounced (dooch)
its funny cuz it sounds like dooche. and kutche and gooche
pronounced (dooch)
its funny cuz it sounds like dooche. and kutche and gooche
by soroush is gay February 10, 2008
A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
by katmarie24 November 15, 2009
Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.
He hit my wife. Let's doutch-bag him!
by RAVIS134 February 14, 2011