Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
doutch
A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
doutch by katmarie24 November 15, 2009
Related Words
doutch • Doutch-Bag • doutch oven • Doutche • Doutchenberg • douch bag • douch • dotch • doitch • douchbaggery
Doutch-Bag
Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.
Doutch-Bag by RAVIS134 March 2, 2011
doutch oven
doutch oven by 0:0 November 16, 2023
Douche Box Hero
An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016
scooter douche
1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
sloochin von doitchen
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).