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Doutch is a term used for someone who is both dutch and a douche. It is said to be one of the worst combinations on the planet for obvious reasons. It is commonly mistaken for Doutch-Bag, but this is completely different.
Look at that Doutch! He isn't allowed to vote!
by RAVIS134 February 14, 2011
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A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.

2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!

3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
by katmarie24 November 15, 2009
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