Douche Train

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.
"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"
by Shaker Grandy June 14, 2008
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douche freight train

A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe
Grady, you are a douche freight train
by sid_ August 24, 2017
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Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.
by despot ruler January 20, 2010
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