douche tits
another word for douche..
douche tits by aakasd420 December 10, 2010
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douche tits by j-remy December 6, 2007
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duche tits
Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.
Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.
duche tits by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007
Douchetit
A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008
douchetitanic
The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
douchetitanic by fem_progress December 20, 2012
douchejitsu
An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.
douchejitsu by Liteboi April 26, 2014
douchetits
Female expendibility of epic proportions.
douchetits by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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