A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

by The All-Seeing Eye April 20, 2007
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Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!
by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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