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another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

douche tits by aakasd420 December 10, 2010

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douche tits

when someones tits smells of vinegar

get away from me douche tits

douche tits by j-remy December 6, 2007

Related Words

douche-tit • duche tits • douchejitsu • douchetistic • douchetitanic • douchetitt • douche titty • Douche-Titan • douche • douche baggery

duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

duche tits by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

Douchetit

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).

John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!

douchetitanic by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

douchejitsu by Liteboi April 26, 2014

douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

douchetits by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026