Douche Cakes 

Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...

Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay

Douche Cakes by M.C.Falagan May 4, 2005

Douche Cake 

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

Douche Cake by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

Douche Cake 

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

Douche Cake by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

Douche Cake 

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

Douche Cake by chinrest October 20, 2011

Douche Cake 

An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.

Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.

Douche Cake by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 6, 2005

Douche Cake 

A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!

Douche Cake by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008

douche cake 

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

douche cake by Rachel McPaisley October 17, 2008