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Double pants 

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
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Double pantsing 

When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.
Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!
Double pantsing by NotTicTak December 22, 2020

double bass (pansexual) 

Dumb person who is pan. He is friends with Corrozify. (another person I defined) He can play the violin which is ironic because his name is double bass
double bass (pansexual): i hate you 🔸🎆\
corrozify: What
corroz: This is so random
bass: i agree
bass: i still hate you 🔸🎆\
corroz: wait
corroz: why
bass: i dont know
corroz: you have no reason to hate me then
bass: ok
bass: i dont hate you 🔸🎆\