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Double Decker Dick 

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.
David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.
Double Decker Dick by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017
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double decker dick 

a rather, obscurely large penis. it usually has the size of about 5 double-decker buses. double decker dicks are uncommon, though some males have one much similar. for an example, brown's big wanger.
person: hey, did you see that double decker dick on the news?
person 2: yeah! it was so massive! but not as big as brown's big wanger.
double decker dick by dabmaster11037 December 17, 2019

Double Decker Dick 

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis
I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.
Double Decker Dick by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

double decker dick gang 

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."
double decker dick gang by milocicle November 13, 2021

double decker dizzle dick 

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning
That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo 

Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!

Double Dicker 

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.
I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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