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dork ass 

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1) A person that is so stupid that you swear they have their head so far up their ass they cant see daylight

2) Someone ignorant to just about everything but Star Wars and WW2 model airplanes
1) "Man, I have tried to explain how to turn the VCR on to Mark for like ten damn minutes. What a freekin dork ass"

2) "Hey Dork Ass, may the force be with you. So why dont you quit fuckin around with that damn model airplane and get me a soda....BIOTCH!"
dork ass by Munkstress July 30, 2005
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Dork Ass 

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One that scrogs wales in the anus
"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"
Dork Ass by Midget Wonder February 3, 2003
Related Words
Dork Ass • Dusty dork ass • dork's ass • Shiesty ass dork • dork • Dork diaries • Dork girl • dork muffin • Dork-off • Dork Master

Dusty dork ass 

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Cough*justin*cough cough
Your a Dusty dork ass

dork's ass 

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The ass of a dork, making being a dork's ass worse than a dork.
My brother got busted getting high. What a dork's ass!
dork's ass by ATM April 8, 2005

Shiesty ass dork 

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Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.
Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.

Shiesty ass dork 

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Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.
Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork

Dorkass 

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Pronounced Dork - Ass
A nicer way to say "dumbass".

A mild term of endearment between friends.

An inside joke beteween my friend and I, as she is the one who invented it...in the car...while I was driving... Between the years 2000 - 2001.
You are such a Dorkass!

I'm a Dorkass!

etc.
Dorkass by Teganoid August 10, 2006
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